I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
Randomize
