Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
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Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
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Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
The picture on Facebook I was just tagged in, with the mask, that is the definition of Carmen, my drunk alter ego
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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