Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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