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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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