On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
She went from zero to smokin in five shots
She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
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She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I'm tangled in a fishing net down at the harbor. This has nothing to do with Captain Morgan. Bring wirecutters.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
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His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If I end up in the hospital remind me to order jimmy johns.
Why?
They deliver.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
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