Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
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