Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Well I told him I’ve got the flu....he said he’d wear a condom
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