Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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