Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i need some magic done to my vagina
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Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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