She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
Literally, and I mean LITERALLY as in "not to be confused with a casual hyperbole", LITERALLY the day we broke up she slept with 3 different guys that night.
1) It's nice to see that the whole "English Major" thing is upping the quality of your rants 2) Have you considered that your dick was the cork holding her sluttiness in?
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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