Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Dad's drunk, trying to hook me up with a 43yo, and keeps saying one and done. Mom is on the verge of tears and disowning us. You missed a good birthday dinner.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
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