and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
As you passed out you started to cry and say "Mufasa" over and over again making everyone else cry.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
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