Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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