We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
don't judge my taste in strippers
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
Taco Bell is giving high school kids free tacos STEAL YOUR BROTHER'S WALLET I'LL BRING THE WEED.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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