Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
I just told him he had gained a new brother. He immediately knew I meant the eskimo kind.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I just googled "creative ways to tell someone you'll give them a blow job". I'm losing my touch.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
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