"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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