Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
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Friends are holding an intervention and have no idea this gatorade is half vodka. This is gonna be the best intervention ever.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
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You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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