I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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