If i come over, it means nothing
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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