But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
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All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
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she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
who are you talking about my vagina to?!
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
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