I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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