you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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