Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
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Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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