I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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