Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Why are there chunks of your hair in everyones pocket?
I decided to mark my territory.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
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