I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
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It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
And he claims I gave him “fuck me” eyes while he was ordering me a happy meal
i bet he makes cat noises to excite himself.
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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