You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I'm driving to work with an ice pack on my vagina. how was your weekend?
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
When are your genitals available?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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