Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
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