either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
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