I'm jealous of your bromance
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
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I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
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Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
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