I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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