Chicken burrito, or no deal.
Is that code for my vagina?
Who the fuck has ever referred to a vagina as a chicken burrito
he just called me skinny, hes either trying to get laid, or i'm going to have to marry this man
i'm at the st pattys day thing. the bar is packed. they just put on celine dion its all coming back to me now. i'm screaming the words.
it's 1 pm.
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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