How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I'm going to save the lime from my McDonald's salad to use in my Corona later tonight.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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