left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
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Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
from the looks of the bare footprints in the snow it looks like i was dancing in circles which explains the frozen puke
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
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BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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