do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
I've only left my bed to pee and eat nutella out of the jar with my fingers
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Gramp just called her sex-on-a-stick. AKA HE CALLED HER A WHORE. My 75 year old grandfather just called your ex's new thing a whore.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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