I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Pappa wants mamma naked
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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