The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
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But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Also you know what's irritating? When the guy you're sleeping with refuses to like any of your Instagram posts
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
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