Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
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I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
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They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Sockward: that moment during sexytimes when you realize your socks are still on and you have no idea how to remove them in a non-awkward fashion.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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