but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
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