My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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