I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
The guy I fucked in the port a poty just called me and asked me on a date!
Awkward!
No he was cute and I said yes!
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
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