Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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