so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
i think i just lost a toe
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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