And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
We found you in the bathroom at 1AM throwing money into the toilet making wishes. That drunk.
.... Seriously?
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
Randomize
