he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
He was shirtless in my yard saying he was jesus
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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