Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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