you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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