We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
the majority of my texts from you are at 3 AM & consist of either "I'm drunk", "you're asian", or "bratwurst"
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
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I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
He is farting the alphabet right now. In the goddamned restaurant. You don't get to recommend men anymore. Or restaurants for that matter.
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