Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
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he peed everywhere. it's like having a puppy.
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
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In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
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