Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
He shit in the fireplace
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Next time I say "i forgot to eat dinner, oh well" before drinking STRAP ME TO A CHAIR AND FORCE FEED ME BEFORE ALLOWING ME TO CONSUME BOOZE
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