seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
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Just stole a pregnancy test from Wegmans because I didn't want to pay 13 dollars to find out my life is over.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
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I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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