dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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