Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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