i permit you to call me
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
You can't motorboat a personality
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Professor just informed us that she can't come to class today because her daughter broke her glasses and she can not see where she is going. Am I still drunk from this weekend?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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